Post-holiday resolutions

published: 2009-02-22

We returned from the Caribbean three days ago. I vowed to not drink alcohol or eat sugar for a full month. I broke this promise only moments after I had expressed it. In fact, the mere thought of abstinence had me eating twice as many cookies and getting drunk. And so now, I'm going to do myself a great favour by vowing to not write for at least two weeks. I hereby solemnly vow.